Ultimately, the desire for relationships will continue to push humans towards each other in new ways.
Whether that be by traditional fishing methods or by risking “catfishing” is up to the individual.
And, then there are the unspoken questions once inherent in any semi-intimate interaction with a white guy: Do you want to date me as a way to stick it to grandma?
Oftentimes, the saying, “there are plenty of fish in the sea,” is given as a consolation after a breakup or as reassurance during a period of loneliness.
If this sea really exists, surely a pool such as UGA, flooded with thousands of undergraduate students, would serve as a good place to cast bait.
In it, there is an imagined scene where Michelle asks why Barack ended things with his college girlfriend, who was white.
His response is something along the lines of: I get that.
Her Tinder biography read, “Have you always dreamed of modeling nude for an art student?